Dancing to Absurdistan

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You will need to know a little basic html in order to customize the appropriate areas of this layout

This is where your entry will go. You can write whatever your little heart desires here, and when you write too much for the table, a nice little scrollbar will appear and work its mystical computer-y magic!

You can also put important info in a blockquote! This will help it stand out, so that it looks more important than all the other text -- because everyone likes to have favorites!

Or you can continue to write normally. Want a nice little link to another site or page? You got it!

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Well, now that the fun of seeing this layout's features is over, I hope you've decided that you like it and want to apply it to your diary. You don't need to ask for permission or anything, but please do not alter anything that does not absolutely need to be changed (there is no more room for links!), and you should be able to leave everything as it is (except for the extra sections). Also, I am currently hosting these images, but if I start having bandwidth problems, you will need to put them on your own sever. Thanks!

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Place this in the box under "click here to change how each of your entry pages look"

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;charset=utf-8" />

body, table {
	background: url('http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/aimages/bg.jpg') #dcd8d0;

color: #4b7a8b;
	font-family: Tahoma;
	font-size: 8pt;
	text-align: justify;

margin-top: 0px;
	margin-bottom: 0px;

cursor: crosshair;
	}

/* Regular Navigation */

a {
	color: #a65d61;
	text-decoration: none;
	font-weight: none;
	font-size: 8pt;
	text-transform: none;
	font-family: tahoma;
	}

a:hover {
	color: #c68f0c;
	}

/* Special Navigation */

.navi {
	position: absolute;
	top: 27px;
	}

.navi a {
	color: #c68f0c;
	padding: 3px;
	font-family: georgia;
	font-size: 9pt;
	font-weight: normal;
	text-decoration: none;
	text-transform: uppercase;
	padding-left: 20px;
	padding-right: 10px;
	background: url('http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/bullet.png') no-repeat;
	border: 0px;
	}

.navi a:hover {
	background: url('http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/hbullet.png') no-repeat;
	}

/* About Me */

.about {
	color: #a65d61;
	font-family: verdana;
	font-size: 7pt;
	text-align: justify;	
	text-indent: 0px;
	}

/* Extras */

.extras {
	color: #4d7c8d;
	font-family: verdana;
	font-size: 7pt;
	text-align: justify;	
	text-indent: 0px;
	}

/* Headers */

.header:first-letter { 
	color: #a65d61; 
	font-size: 13pt; 
	font-style: normal; 
	font-weight: bold;
	font-family: Georgia; 
	}

.header {
	color: #c68f0c;	
	text-indent: 0px;
	font-family: Palatino;
	font-size: 10pt;
	text-align: right;
	text-transform: uppercase;
	font-weight: bold;
	letter-spacing: 3px;
	}

/* Decorative */

p{
	text-indent: 15px;
	}

blockquote { 
	color: #386474;
	text-align: justify;
	 
	border-top: 1px dotted #c68f0c; 
	border-bottom: 1px dotted #c68f0c;

margin-top: 20px;
	margin-bottom: 20px;
	margin-right: 27px;
	margin-left: 27px;
	padding-top: 8px;
	padding-bottom: 8px; 
	}

</style>

<title>Dancing to Absurdistan</title>
</head>
<body>

<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="662" align="center">

<tr>

<a href="index.html">new</a>
<a href="older.html">old</a>
<a href="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/profile.phtml?user=%%username%%">profile</a>
<a href="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/notes.phtml?user=%%username%%">notes</a>
<a href="http://sweettmiser.diaryland.com/absurd.html">design</a>
<a href="http://diaryland.com/">host</a>

</div>
</div>
</td>

<tr>

Blah Blah Blah!

Write a bunch of crap about yourself here. It'll scroll when you write too much,
but don't get too crazy -- you want people to read your actual entries, don't
you?

Just type in some basic information, not your life story. Maybe your age, and
what your purpose for blogging is. Perhaps likes and dislikes.

</div>
</div>

</td>

</tr>

<tr>

%%short_description%%

</div>
</div>

</td>

<tr>

Put anything you like here. If you place any images
in this area, make sure they are <i><b>no bigger</b></i>
than 130 pixels in width, otherwise you'll make the layout ugly.
You might want to keep them about 100x100 or less, lest you
force your readers to scroll to see all of the picture. This area 
<i>will</i> allow you to write more than its size, but I wouldn't 
recommend it.

</div>
</div>

</td>

<tr>

%%entry%%

<br />

<img src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/love.png" alt="" />
<br />
<span style="color: #69838e;"> %%username%% </span>

</div>
</td>

<tr>

</div>

</td>

</div>

</td>

</tr>

</body>
</html>

Place this in the box under "click here to change how yout older.html archive pages looks"

body, table {
	background: url('http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/aimages/bg.jpg') #dcd8d0;

color: #4b7a8b;
	font-family: Tahoma;
	font-size: 8pt;
	text-align: justify;

margin-top: 0px;
	margin-bottom: 0px;

cursor: crosshair;
	}

/* Regular Navigation */

a {
	color: #a65d61;
	text-decoration: none;
	font-weight: none;
	font-size: 8pt;
	text-transform: none;
	font-family: tahoma;
	}

a:hover {
	color: #c68f0c;
	}

/* Special Navigation */

.navi {
	position: absolute;
	top: 27px;
	}

.navi a:hover {
	background: url('http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/hbullet.png') no-repeat;
	}

/* About Me */

.about {
	color: #a65d61;
	font-family: verdana;
	font-size: 7pt;
	text-align: justify;	
	text-indent: 0px;
	}

/* Extras */

.extras {
	color: #4d7c8d;
	font-family: verdana;
	font-size: 7pt;
	text-align: justify;	
	text-indent: 0px;
	}

/* Headers */

.header:first-letter { 
	color: #a65d61; 
	font-size: 13pt; 
	font-style: normal; 
	font-weight: bold;
	font-family: Georgia; 
	}

.header {
	color: #c68f0c;	
	text-indent: 0px;
	font-family: Palatino;
	font-size: 10pt;
	text-align: right;
	text-transform: uppercase;
	font-weight: bold;
	letter-spacing: 3px;
	}

/* Decorative */

p{
	text-indent: 15px;
	}

blockquote { 
	color: #386474;
	text-align: justify;
	 
	border-top: 1px dotted #c68f0c; 
	border-bottom: 1px dotted #c68f0c;

margin-top: 20px;
	margin-bottom: 20px;
	margin-right: 27px;
	margin-left: 27px;
	padding-top: 8px;
	padding-bottom: 8px; 
	}

</style>

<title>Dancing to Absurdistan</title>
</head>
<body>

<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="662" align="center">

<tr>

</div>
</div>
</td>

<tr>

Blah Blah Blah!

Write a bunch of crap about yourself here. It'll scroll when you write too much,
but don't get too crazy -- you want people to read your actual entries, don't
you?

Just type in some basic information, not your life story. Maybe your age, and
what your purpose for blogging is. Perhaps likes and dislikes.

</div>
</div>

</td>

</tr>

<tr>

Older Entries

</div>
</div>

</td>

<tr>

</div>
</div>

</td>

<tr>

%%older_entries%%

</div>
</td>

<tr>

</td>

</td>

</tr>

</body>
</html>

And hey, look! When you finish your entry, this layout wil automatically sign it for you!

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	new old profile notes design host

Blah Blah Blah! Write a bunch of crap about yourself here. It'll scroll when you write too much, but don't get too crazy -- you want people to read your actual entries, don't you? Just type in some basic information, not your life story. Maybe your age, and what your purpose for blogging is. Perhaps likes and dislikes.



		Your Title Here

Put anything you like here. If you place any images in this area, make sure they are no bigger than 130 pixels in width, otherwise you'll make the layout ugly. You might want to keep them about 100x100 or less, lest you force your readers to scroll to see all of the picture. This area will allow you to write more than its size, but I wouldn't recommend it.
		This layout is XHTML valid! You will need to know a little basic html in order to customize the appropriate areas of this layout This is where your entry will go. You can write whatever your little heart desires here, and when you write too much for the table, a nice little scrollbar will appear and work its mystical computer-y magic! You can also put important info in a blockquote! This will help it stand out, so that it looks more important than all the other text -- because everyone likes to have favorites! Or you can continue to write normally. Want a nice little link to another site or page? You got it! ordered lists are convenient But you may never need to use them. They really help organize your thoughts, though, so don't hesitate to apply them! unorderd lists are fun Well, now that the fun of seeing this layout's features is over, I hope you've decided that you like it and want to apply it to your diary. You don't need to ask for permission or anything, but please do not alter anything that does not absolutely need to be changed (there is no more room for links!), and you should be able to leave everything as it is (except for the extra sections). Also, I am currently hosting these images, but if I start having bandwidth problems, you will need to put them on your own sever. Thanks! Do you want it? Here are the codes: Place this in the box under "click here to change how each of your entry pages look" <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd"> <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"> <head> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;charset=utf-8" /> <style type="text/css"> body, table { background: url('http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/aimages/bg.jpg') #dcd8d0; color: #4b7a8b; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8pt; text-align: justify; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; cursor: crosshair; } /* Regular Navigation / a { color: #a65d61; text-decoration: none; font-weight: none; font-size: 8pt; text-transform: none; font-family: tahoma; } a:hover { color: #c68f0c; } / Special Navigation / .navi { position: absolute; top: 27px; } .navi a { color: #c68f0c; padding: 3px; font-family: georgia; font-size: 9pt; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; text-transform: uppercase; padding-left: 20px; padding-right: 10px; background: url('http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/bullet.png') no-repeat; border: 0px; } .navi a:hover { background: url('http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/hbullet.png') no-repeat; } / About Me / .about { color: #a65d61; font-family: verdana; font-size: 7pt; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0px; } / Extras / .extras { color: #4d7c8d; font-family: verdana; font-size: 7pt; text-align: justify; text-indent: 0px; } / Headers / .header:first-letter { color: #a65d61; font-size: 13pt; font-style: normal; font-weight: bold; font-family: Georgia; } .header { color: #c68f0c; text-indent: 0px; font-family: Palatino; font-size: 10pt; text-align: right; text-transform: uppercase; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 3px; } / Decorative / p{ text-indent: 15px; } blockquote { color: #386474; text-align: justify; border-top: 1px dotted #c68f0c; border-bottom: 1px dotted #c68f0c; margin-top: 20px; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-right: 27px; margin-left: 27px; padding-top: 8px; padding-bottom: 8px; } </style> <title>Dancing to Absurdistan</title> </head> <body> <!-- Begin Table --> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="662" align="center"> <tr> <td rowspan="5" colspan="1" width="84" height="200"> <img name="layered0" src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_1x1.jpg" width="84" height="200" border="0" alt="" /></td> <td rowspan="1" colspan="9" width="485" height="22"> <img name="layered1" src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_1x2.jpg" width="485" height="22" border="0" alt="" /></td> <td rowspan="5" colspan="1" width="93" height="200"> <img name="layered2" src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_1x3.jpg" width="93" height="200" border="0" alt="" /></td> <td width="1" height="22"> <img name="blank" src="blank.gif" width="1" height="22" border="0" alt="" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td rowspan="1" colspan="1" width="48" height="22"> <img name="layered3" src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_2x1.jpg" width="48" height="22" border="0" alt="" /></td> <td rowspan="1" colspan="7" width="418" height="22" style="background:url('http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_2x2.jpg')"> <div style="width: 418px; height: 22px; overflow: auto;"> <div class="navi"> <!-- LINKS --> <a href="index.html">new</a> <a href="older.html">old</a> <a href="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/profile.phtml?user=%%username%%">profile</a> <a href="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/notes.phtml?user=%%username%%">notes</a> <a href="http://sweettmiser.diaryland.com/absurd.html">design</a> <a href="http://diaryland.com/">host</a> <!--END LINKS--> </div> </div> </td> <td rowspan="1" colspan="1" width="19" height="22"> <img name="layered5" src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_2x3.jpg" width="19" height="22" border="0" alt="" /></td> <td width="1" height="22"> <img name="blank" src="blank.gif" width="1" height="22" border="0" alt="" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td rowspan="1" colspan="9" width="485" height="18"> <img name="layered6" src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_3x1.jpg" width="485" height="18" border="0" alt="" /></td> <td width="1" height="18"> <img name="blank" src="blank.gif" width="1" height="18" border="0" alt="" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td rowspan="1" colspan="9" width="485" height="84" style="background:url('http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_4x1.jpg')"> <div style="width: 485px; height: 84px; overflow: auto; text-align: right;"> <div class="about"> <!-- YOUR ABOUT ME GOES HERE --> Blah Blah Blah! <br /> <br /> Write a bunch of crap about yourself here. It'll scroll when you write too much, but don't get too crazy -- you want people to read your actual entries, don't you? <br /> <br /> Just type in some basic information, not your life story. Maybe your age, and what your purpose for blogging is. Perhaps likes and dislikes. <!-- END ABOUT ME --> </div> </div> </td> <td width="1" height="84"> <img name="blank" src="blank.gif" width="1" height="84" border="0" alt="" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td rowspan="2" colspan="4" width="161" height="96"> <img name="layered8" src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_5x1.jpg" width="161" height="96" border="0" alt="" /></td> <td rowspan="2" colspan="2" width="162" height="96"> <img name="layered9" src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_5x2.jpg" width="162" height="96" border="0" alt="" /></td> <td rowspan="2" colspan="3" width="162" height="96"> <img name="layered10" src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_5x3.jpg" width="162" height="96" border="0" alt="" /></td> <td width="1" height="54"> <img name="blank" src="blank.gif" width="1" height="54" border="0" alt="" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td rowspan="6" colspan="1" width="84" height="200"> <img name="layered11" src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_6x1.jpg" width="84" height="200" border="0" alt="" /></td> <td rowspan="6" colspan="1" width="93" height="200"> <img name="layered12" src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_6x2.jpg" width="93" height="200" border="0" alt="" /></td> <td width="1" height="42"> <img name="blank" src="blank.gif" width="1" height="42" border="0" alt="" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td rowspan="1" colspan="4" width="161" height="97"> <img name="layered13" src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_7x1.jpg" width="161" height="97" border="0" alt="" /></td> <td rowspan="1" colspan="2" width="162" height="97"> <img name="layered14" src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_7x2.jpg" width="162" height="97" border="0" alt="" /></td> <td rowspan="1" colspan="3" width="162" height="97"> <img name="layered15" src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_7x3.jpg" width="162" height="97" border="0" alt="" /></td> <td width="1" height="97"> <img name="blank" src="blank.gif" width="1" height="97" border="0" alt="" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td rowspan="2" colspan="2" width="133" height="26" style="background:url('http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_8x1.jpg')"></td> <td rowspan="8" colspan="1" width="18" height="261"> <img name="layered17" src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_8x2.jpg" width="18" height="261" border="0" alt="" /></td> <td rowspan="1" colspan="6" width="334" height="24" style="background:url('http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_8x3.jpg')"> <div style="width: 334px; height: 24px; overflow: auto;"> <div class="header"> <!-- PAGE TITLE --> %%short_description%% <!-- END PAGE TITLE --> </div> </div> </td> <td width="1" height="24"> <img name="blank" src="blank.gif" width="1" height="24" border="0" alt="" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td rowspan="2" colspan="6" width="334" height="4"> <img name="layered19" src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_9x1.jpg" width="334" height="4" border="0" alt="" /></td> <td width="1" height="2"> <img name="blank" src="blank.gif" width="1" height="2" border="0" alt="" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td rowspan="3" colspan="2" width="133" height="187" style="background:url('http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_10x1.jpg')"> <div style="width: 133px; height: 187px; overflow: auto;"> <div class="extras"> <!-- YOUR EXTRAS GO HERE --> Put anything you like here. If you place any images in this area, make sure they are <i><b>no bigger</b></i> than 130 pixels in width, otherwise you'll make the layout ugly. You might want to keep them about 100x100 or less, lest you force your readers to scroll to see all of the picture. This area <i>will</i> allow you to write more than its size, but I wouldn't recommend it. <!-- END EXTRAS --> </div> </div> </td> <td width="1" height="2"> <img name="blank" src="blank.gif" width="1" height="2" border="0" alt="" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td rowspan="3" colspan="6" width="334" height="189" style="background:url('http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_11x1.jpg')"> <div style="width: 334px; height: 189px; overflow: auto;"> <!-- ENTRY --> %%entry%% <br /> <br /> <br /> <img src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/love.png" alt="" /> <br /> <span style="color: #69838e;"> %%username%% </span> <br /> <br /> <!-- END ENTRY --> </div> </td> <td width="1" height="33"> <img name="blank" src="blank.gif" width="1" height="33" border="0" alt="" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td rowspan="4" colspan="1" width="84" height="200"> <img name="layered22" src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_12x1.jpg" width="84" height="200" border="0" alt="" /></td> <td rowspan="4" colspan="1" width="93" height="200"> <img name="layered23" src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_12x2.jpg" width="93" height="200" border="0" alt="" /></td> <td width="1" height="152"> <img name="blank" src="blank.gif" width="1" height="152" border="0" alt="" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td rowspan="3" colspan="2" width="133" height="48"> <img name="layered24" src="http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_13x1.jpg" width="133" height="48" border="0" alt="" /></td> <td width="1" height="4"> <img name="blank" src="blank.gif" width="1" height="4" border="0" alt="" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td rowspan="1" colspan="2" width="33" height="19" style="background:url('http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj273/sweetmiser/Layouts/absurd/layered_14x1.jpg')"> <div style="width: 33px; 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When you finish your entry, this layout wil automatically sign it for you! PaperGlass


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